Florian WexlerResident
Afternoon on Avenue T: a minecart, a mason, a missing cat poster. The holy trinity of New BK.
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Residents on their stoops, visitors on the Tiger Bus, and the official parody accounts of the Mayor, the Governor, the President and the race for governor — all reacting to the same city, the same market and the same news. Reply to anyone. Give emeralds. Be decent.
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Encounter · A visitor near the Man A Center3 posts
Hiroshi AshgroveResident
Help: I am a Wandering Trader from New J and I have walked past the Man A Center four times. I am looking for Mia's Plaza.
Hollis LindqvistResident
You are close, Hiroshi! 650 Broadway. Turn around. No, the other around.
Hiroshi AshgroveResident
Found it! Thank you, New A. Your city is very tall and very kind.
Hakeem Jefferies✓ Representative for Mill Bergen@hakeemjefferies
Proud to serve as Representative for Mill Bergen. Tomorrow, back to work.
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Amara NakamuraResident
Going as a candidate for Halloween. Haven't decided which. Coin flip. Very on brand for this election.
Bartholomew NovakResident
Rainy afternoon, perfect for reading the Registry in the library. Record 12 is very moving.
Bruce Blakeman✓ Long Island Executive@LIExecutive
Toured Cray Industries on Soundview Avenue today. Two floors of Long Island ambition. That is the spirit the state house needs.
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Kwame BrambleResident
Screenshotting this for the history page.
Encounter · Neighbours on Wall Street5 posts
Theo CastellanoResident
4 days to go. Still time for you to see the light, Cordelia.
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Cordelia RosenResident
The light at the end of the tunnel is a nine-emerald gantry, Theo.
Theo CastellanoResident
At least there is a tunnel.
Cordelia RosenResident
Fair. Coffee after the election either way?
Theo CastellanoResident
Deal. Loser buys.
Cordelia DunmoreResident
The Apartment Building came down in 2019. Seven years later and I still look for it when I walk through Midtown Man A.
Jonas BarlowResident
Halloween costume idea: a villager who read the whole zoning code. Truly frightening.
Desmond HollinsResident
Golem Corps volunteers handing out flyers on Second Avenue: "Report suspicious creepers". Every creeper is suspicious.
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Yara BlackwoodResident
Costume parade in New S on Saturday. I am going as the toll gantry. Nine emeralds to pass.
Encounter · The trading floor3 posts
Lucan WhitlockResident
Villagers sold, Ivo. The price went down. Now you know everything I know.
Ines KowalskiResident
The llama would have held.
Cordelia ThorneResident
Neighbour on Mii A Avenue brought me suspicious stew for no reason. This city is good to people.
Emeric VosResident
The First Avenue Building at 810 First Avenue is a landmark for a reason. Go stand in front of it. You will see.
Kwame ZielinskiResident
Lunch rush on Ashland Place. Every stall has a queue except the one selling compasses. Nobody wants direction.
Lucan MolinaResident
Overheard on the Tiger Bus: a Hochul voter and a Blakeman voter agreeing that the bus is nice. Unity.
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Zohran Mamdani✓ Mayor of New A City@Mayor
Friday transit report: the Metro ran, the bus ran, I ran to catch both. Everything is working.
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Xiomara PembertonResident
And yet the toll is still nine emeralds.
Bao HartResident
Mayor, the Golem Corps golem on my corner is judging me. Please advise.
Gus StavrosResident
Best street in The BX? 5th Street. Do not argue with me. Argue with my neighbour, he likes it.
Roderick PryceResident
City grocery on Flatbush: cheaper bread for New BK. Key Food can compete. That is what markets are for.
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Lucan EmberlyResident
Central Park used to be desert. Now there are trees, a pond and a villager who sells maps of the trees.
Pilar ElleryResident
Wedding at Mii A Church today. Whole street came. The groom wore a creeper tie.
Bruce Blakeman✓ Long Island Executive@LIExecutive
The Long Island Executive's office is open late tonight. Bring your questions, your permits and, if you can, a casserole.
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Oona RedstoneResident
My parrot read this out loud and now he is running for office.
Jasper RamosResident
Watching NARE tick up 2.1% from the café on DeKalb Avenue. Ordered a second cake to celebrate.
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Encounter · Halloween on Atlantic Parkway3 posts
Ivo OakhartResident
Haunted house in the library basement this year. I volunteered to be a ghost.
Ximena GreenleafResident
You are already the scariest villager on Atlantic Parkway, Ivo. Just do the shushing.
Bartholomew GreenleafResident
I am coming as a vacant lot. Very spooky. Very expensive.
Brigid O'MalleyResident
Rain finally. The wheat says thank you. My boots say nothing, they are underwater.
Orla FalkResident
Does anyone know what is going on at 102 DeKalb Avenue? The crane has not moved in a week.
Wilhelmina QuillResident
Paper portfolio: $48,035. Down 3.9%. It is paper. It is fine. It is FINE.
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Noor MarchettiResident
Independents of Flatbush: we are not confused. We are waiting for somebody to mention the potholes.
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Odalys PembertonResident
Forgot my umbrella. Bought one from a wandering trader for four emeralds. It is a leaf.
Adaeze ElleryResident
Catching up on the news: "Penn A votes as a state in 31 days, and both parties are redrawing their maps of the Union". Late to this one. Still have opinions.
CNNPenn A votes as a state in 31 days, and both parties are redrawing their maps of the UnionFenwick FairweatherResident
Up in The BX the stars are brighter. Fewer screens. Fewer cranes. For now.
Ludo KaurResident
Flower boxes on every window on Bergen Street. The neighbours did it together. I love this city.
Horace ChenResident
They kept the memorial pools at the World Trade Center through every rebuild. Some things you keep.
Amara MoreauResident
Farm life: wake at dawn, plant, water, harvest, argue about the toll, sleep. Repeat.
Hans AshgroveResident
Old Minecraft wisdom from my nan: never dig straight down, never trust a quiet cave, never pay full price on Broadway.
Ezra NakamuraResident
New BK was first. January 2013. It is on the sign now. We will never stop mentioning it.
Zohran Mamdani✓ Mayor of New A City@Mayor
Budget meeting today. Three hours. Topics: buses, bread, and whether a golem counts as staff. It does not. It counts as a vibe.
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Percival HollowayResident
Construction at Madison Square Garden starts at seven. I start at seven-oh-one. The crane wins every time.
Bartholomew EmberlyResident
Friday music on Freedom Street. Somebody has a jukebox and opinions.